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MJR
noun: (Man Juice Reduction) A psycho-physical disorder in men, in which the thought, or sight of things causes them to ejaculate.

Nearly 10,000 men suffer from this disease a second
I was in the store and saw some cantaloupe and my MJR happened.
by English Boy under the Eiffel April 18, 2010

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