Sabrina Carpenter 

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful, singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too). There's nothing she can't do.

"holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nothing she can't do."

Sabrina Carpenter by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

aaron carpenter 

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!

Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.

aaron carpenter by magcon lover March 24, 2014

Sabrina Carpenter 

MY MOM she slays mine and yours and your grandma’s asses. creator of the iconic song When You Feel Like Shit On Your Period. don’t play with the pasta queen. her voice is like an angel and will leave your wig in the next dimension. she’s a punny, gorgeous, loving, kind human whom the world does not deserve. singular is coming for the world’s weaves don’t say i didn’t warn you. she took a shower and she’s feeling wet. be an intellectual and go stream EVOLution and Eyes Wide Open, your ears will thank me later. don’t even try to hate on her because she’ll sick goodwin on you. she pushed all the lemons and has proved that she will keep snapping and keep showing the world that she ain’t no child. *peace signs out*

i’m gay for Sabrina Carpenter and for Sabrina Carpenter only

Sabrina Carpenter by alnetogethers September 29, 2018

Carpenter Theory 

When you get someone 'hammered' and you 'nail' them.

I think I'm going to use the Carpenter Theory tonight on Megan.

Carpenter Theory by Anonymous33745 March 25, 2010

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

sabrina carpenter 

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too)

There's nothing she can't do.

"Holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nithing she can't do."

sabrina carpenter by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017