CMS 

Columbian Messianic Society. An independent black and white comic. CMS gained instant fame from legal troubles over unauthorized use of the images of JonBenet Ramsey and John Walker Lindh.

Mentally unstable people seem to really enjoy that comic book CMS.

CMS by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

CMS 

a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death.

I have spent 3 years suffering in CMS...

CMS by shaomethemoney January 10, 2018

CMS 

Though regarded by professionals as superior to CASHS, the students know that's not true.

CMS IS TRASSSSHHHH

CMS by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

cms 

Chronic Masturbation Syndrome
illegal in over 4 countries.

Nick had a bad case of CMS after returning from band camp.
I'm sorry to tell you this scooby, but you and shaggy have CMS.

cms by icanswim December 28, 2005

CMS 

An overly expensive piece of survey equipment that is pushed into an underground cavity (void) by the errant surveyor. This $120,000Aus lemming is then left for half an hour, amongst a rain of 2 ton plus sized rocks in a bid to create a 3D model of the stope. The model therein created allows the engineer to 'reconcile' the stope, or compare a model as opposed to actual void shape. This task usually ends the surveyor getting blamed for a poor CMS, when in fact it is the engineers poor design and inexperience that has left half of the gold on the footwall of the stope.....

Go and get a CMS of the stope survey monkey, we think you marked out the rings wrong.....usual reply is: learn how to design rings and you will recover all the ore...fool

CMS by camdude July 17, 2007

cms 

constant menstrual syndrome a longer form of pms.

Since my girlfriend has cms,she is always pissed at me.

cms by Gus666 January 11, 2009

CMS 

chronic masturbation syndrome

Ernie has a major case of CMS.

CMS by Get Some Jackson October 16, 2008