A highly uneducated, incredibly stupid and ignorant individual, they often boast huge muscles because working out is one of the only things they are intellectually capable of doing. They enjoy four things in life and four things only, getting jacked, eating meat, making the lives of civilised intellectuals as difficult and miserable as possible and, of course, having sex with women. It’s a blissfully ignorant way of life, they can be found everywhere in the world, but are most commonly found in rural and remote towns that nobody cares about, thankfully away from the important, civilised big cities, but are a horrible factor for any rare civilised intellectual unfortunate enough to live in a place like that.
She bought some fucking asshole into my house and he DID A SHIT on my bathmat like a FUCKING ANIMAL! There’s really only one word you can use to describe him, he’s a fucking Barbarian!
by Lord Davrox August 11, 2020
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One who is cool enough to be a chief, but not quite old enough
Conan is not a barbarian, Sierra Van Winkle is.
by Kingmaker May 8, 2006
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Big guys who brandishes shiny sturdy weapons and commits mass murder without remorse. Loves meat and women, hates books and intellectuals, especially magic-users. Live fast and die happy...

Also a fighter unparalled in close-combat in Diablo 2, a hack and slash plus sorcery game.
"Me am strong, me throw rock, crawl into my cave to tinkle with me!"
by Chang Tan January 10, 2005
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A librarian that cuts hair.
As said in the Disney cartoon Dave the Barbarian.
But dave, I always thought that you wanted to be a barbarian!

That's only because i thought it was a librarian that cuts hair...
by Karasulu January 14, 2007
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Guys, usually Yuppies, who frequent bars looking to get laid. You can spot them by their snazzy striped shirts and Goldman Sachs business cards.
Can't we just stay in tonight? I can't stand getting hit on by another Barbarian tonight.
by mercedesdelmar August 8, 2005
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When a guy violently masturbates+beats his cock while screaming, RAHAHAHAHA!!!!.
I was giving myself a barbarian last night when all of a sudden i started bleeding!
by John April 7, 2005
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While doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. Afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. You must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.
Bob is so good at the barbarian! He's got 15 pounds of meat this week.
by 3411Z April 3, 2007
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