| 1. | Wafl | ||
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Lit. "What A Fucking Liberty"
Usually used as an expression of how the actions of someone can be seen to be quite aside from what is expected in a civilised society. The whole phrase can be used when applicable, but when in more sensitive company (grandmothers, etc) the term "Wafl" will suffice. Also used when to say the whole phrase would take too much time. Person 1: "Yeah I'm going to Belgium tonight but gotta pick up some sarnies for my wife and kids"
Person 2: Haven't you got work today? Why can't your wife pick them up? Person 1: Says she's hurt her back Person 2: Wafl man. Wafl. Person 1: Yeah, wafl. |
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| 2. | Ireland | ||
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A beautiful warm, caring country.
with gorgeous views everywhere you go. I've read alot of the definitions for 'Ireland'. & to be honest, most of them are 100% wrong. either people who don't know the first thing about Ireland add a definition, or some of the Irish people at their worst add one. don't be fooled by what you read here. We don't hate anyone. Not the USA, not the UK, no one. Obviously I can't say our whole nation doesn't hate anyone, people have their opinions. but most Irish people don't act like some of the things I've read here submitted by Irish people. At least no Irish person I've met does. I have actually been deeply offended by one or two definitions i've read here. Most of you have us Irish people all wrong! There IS horrible people in Ireland. But isn' there horrible people everywhere nowadays? We don't go around eating 'spuds' and living in the backass of nowhere anymore! we're normal civilised people. (at least most of us are) Ireland is a beautiful country and no words can describe how proud I am to be 100% Irish. Thanks for reading. :) Roisín: Ireland is a goregous country.
Seán: I agree |
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| 3. | terrorism | ||
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A smaller less powerful nation is invaded and occupied by another with greater strength due to political, economic... reasons. Its territorial integrity violated, it's population humiliated who then try to fight off their foreign occupiers with all means possible including blowing them selves up with as many invaders as possible this is an act of desperation, but in what’s supposed to be the more civilised west it's defined as an act of terrorism???
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| 4. | human | ||
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A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions. Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose. Suffers from a severe superiority complex. Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!
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| 5. | American | ||
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A nationality of people from the continent America, mainly used when refering to those from the USA. Although the country was colonized very recently in comparison to the civilised world. As reflected in their people, the country rapidly grew in size to become one of the largest presences in the modern world, this was mainly due to the over indulgence in the vast resources pilfered from around them.
The re-colonization of the Americas was mainly from European countries the main ones being Britain, Spain, France and the Netherlands. From the lips of a Briton:
"We have done some bad things in our time, we sent our criminals to Austrailia, and our stupid people to America. Unfortunately, it was found that a great number of convicts were later found to have not commited the crime." |
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| 6. | townies | ||
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A Spiecies unto themselves - The definition of a towny:
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An unfortunate species who are never going to amount to anything except at best a supermarket cashier (no offence to any nice supermarket cashiers out there) with about five children by the age of 23 - the first of which was concieved when the mother was at or around 12-years-old; it is unlikely that the father would be known as they tend not to stay around for very long - it's possibly some kind of anchient custom. They spend their time at school wasting time and tax payers money whilst making a mockery of anyone who is better than them. It is very rare that you will find a towny who speaks in anything more advanced than duosyllables, unless it is an obsenity, in which case fire away! They also have their own branch of language, encorporating words such as: ka-ching (money), bling-bling (odd shiny objects of some kind) and 'fuckin innit-like' (presumably some kind of greeting?) Other words such as chilling, fit and grass have been taken out of context and used to descrice satisfactory, attractive and to tell tales. Townies can be identified by tacky tracksuits, large socks, even larger caps, fake designer labels and 'gold' rings, watches and dog tags which they like to refer to as 'blin-bling'or 'well blingin'. It is believed by other members of the speicies that the more 'blingin' you are, the more highly you should be regarded as a person; civilised people understand that this is rather a bestial trat... |
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| 7. | Your ma | ||
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An oft-used phrase used in the civilised locale of Liverpool. If you are unsure of the answer to a question, or lack a witty enough mind to come up with a decent retaliation, simply say, 'your ma'. It is derived from the art of performing sexual deviant acts with another person's mother. Variations include 'I did your ma last night, kidda' and 'your ma on toast'. "You're gay, you are."
"You're ma's gay in bed, la." |
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