4 definitions by mercedesdelmar

national blow job week

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

by mercedesdelmar August 8, 2005

Barbarians

Guys, usually Yuppies, who frequent bars looking to get laid. You can spot them by their snazzy striped shirts and Goldman Sachs business cards.

Can't we just stay in tonight? I can't stand getting hit on by another Barbarian tonight.

by mercedesdelmar August 8, 2005

The Leave Behind

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again.

"Do you have everything, Doll? No Leave Behinds now - that was just a one-night stand."

by mercedesdelmar August 8, 2005

Breasticles

Over-developed mammary glands on Human Males. A combination of the words "breasts" and "testicles".

Damn, Brunn should really get a bra to support his breasticles.

by mercedesdelmar August 8, 2005