Connerotic Asphyxiation

*noun* pronounced: con-er-rot-ic ass-fik-see-ay-shun

01. Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.

02. (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.

1.Milo: “Did you hear what happened to Jay the other day?”
Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?”
Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.”

2. Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
Caesar:(Text message): “We should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from Connerotic Asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”

Connerotic Asphyxiation by The Tang Bang Crew May 19, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation 

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.

That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.

autoerotic asphyxiation by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

partial asphyxiation 

when you cut off air supply to the brain. It has been used during masturbating and many people have died from it accidentally. you tie a rope or something around your neck while masturbating then when you come to an orgasm you loosen the rope its supposed to make the orgasm more intense. DON'T TRY THIS..VERY DANGEROUS!!!!!

a. "did you hear about the guy who died while masturbating"
b. "yeah he was trying that partial asphyxiation thing and didn't loosen the rope, poor guy accidentally hung himself.

partial asphyxiation by hershey nipplez December 17, 2009

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation 

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation 

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.

Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011

autoerotic asphyxiation 

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful

fun to feel so high from sex

autoerotic asphyxiation by bettie February 2, 2004

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation 

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.

"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation by Shagatron May 6, 2014