by jigglesthefett November 23, 2010
by Brock Ness Monster November 23, 2010
the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 22, 2010
She Rusty Ventured me all night long.
by Shore Leave November 22, 2010
by snodd eeei November 22, 2010
Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.
by sasquatch77 November 23, 2010
by Dawhiit3kid November 23, 2010