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Successful troll

A troll who manages to succeed in their mission of drawing up a response from his victims. This is managed through a carefully measured combination of subtlety, blatant disregard for personal beliefs, and a strong desire to piss people off without making it obvious they are a troll.
90% of what is on Urban Dictionary was posted by successful trolls. People lose their heads over these definitions!
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Dua for successful marriage 

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Dua for successful marriage
When something that really sucks becomes successful.
"Nickelback has achieved incredible worldwide suckcess"

"'Lips of an Angel' by Hinder is an extremely suckcessful song"
suckcess by sexualburgerking June 29, 2007

Succession Flu 

Illness suddenly afflicting colleagues who were passed over for a job they thought the deserved.
Succession Flus are seasonal, usually affecting people during yearly and mid year performance reviews.
- Did you see Lyndon this afternoon?

- No... He had to go home to recover from the succession flu.
- I guess I'll have to help Andy move to the corner office myself!
Succession Flu by Babs1960 September 17, 2013

Successful person 

Someone who's successful in life. He/she has survived school and university. Has no debt. Is very intelligent. Has a stable marriage. And has truly beaten everyone else
Out of all 3000 of my schoolmates. Trajan out of all people is the successful person.

Roman Succession Party 

A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.
Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."

Successful Poo 

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
Successful Poo by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011