Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
really? idgetory status update
by theheem April 24, 2019
Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010
1.Wrath-strong fierce anger through out
2.Sloth-excessive laziness
3.Pride-high sense of one's personal status, selfish
4.Envy-feeling of discontent with others advantages
5.Lust-intense sexual desire
6.Greed-rapid desire towards wealth/possessions
7.Gluttony-compulsive eating, after your full
8.Naive-showing lack of judgement/experience/info.
9.Aggrieve-abusing oneself or others for pleasure/fun
10.Prevaricate-compulsive lieing
11.Vanity-excesive pride in ones apperance
12.Insolence-boldly rude/disrespectful to others
13.Aggravate-annoy/irriate beyond belief for amusement
14.Cozen-cheat/decieve, blame others for your actions
15.Exploit-takes advantages of others and situations
16.Gar-forcing others to do your misdeeds/actions
17.Plagiarise-take credit for someone elses work/ideas
2.Sloth-excessive laziness
3.Pride-high sense of one's personal status, selfish
4.Envy-feeling of discontent with others advantages
5.Lust-intense sexual desire
6.Greed-rapid desire towards wealth/possessions
7.Gluttony-compulsive eating, after your full
8.Naive-showing lack of judgement/experience/info.
9.Aggrieve-abusing oneself or others for pleasure/fun
10.Prevaricate-compulsive lieing
11.Vanity-excesive pride in ones apperance
12.Insolence-boldly rude/disrespectful to others
13.Aggravate-annoy/irriate beyond belief for amusement
14.Cozen-cheat/decieve, blame others for your actions
15.Exploit-takes advantages of others and situations
16.Gar-forcing others to do your misdeeds/actions
17.Plagiarise-take credit for someone elses work/ideas
the 17 Deadly Sins (update) lives in everyone of us, just urging to burst out and to do harm and evil.
by SippinJiz February 22, 2011
by la de omak m4 na September 11, 2020
A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021
Bimbo, Blonde, Dumb, Unable to hear people on the phone.
The above are all words describing Bryonie White. She has many famous quotes such as those below.
The above are all words describing Bryonie White. She has many famous quotes such as those below.
Examples of "Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White"
E.g.1
Person 1 - "Hello"
Bryonie - " Maybe "
E.g.2
Person 1 - "Hello, can you hear me"
Bryonie - "What was that"
E.g.3
Person 1 - "I'll rape you"
Bryonie - "I heard about that on the news"
E.g.4
Person 1 - "He's writing about you on UrbanDictionary"
Bryonie - "He's reading me the dictionary?"
E.g.5
Person 1 - "Hey I can come to your place whatever time u like tomorrow. What time suits you"
Bryonie - "What time can you come over?"
Person 1 *in the process of dying of laughter* - "Anytime"
Bryonie - "Ok, so maybe don't bother then?"
E.g.1
Person 1 - "Hello"
Bryonie - " Maybe "
E.g.2
Person 1 - "Hello, can you hear me"
Bryonie - "What was that"
E.g.3
Person 1 - "I'll rape you"
Bryonie - "I heard about that on the news"
E.g.4
Person 1 - "He's writing about you on UrbanDictionary"
Bryonie - "He's reading me the dictionary?"
E.g.5
Person 1 - "Hey I can come to your place whatever time u like tomorrow. What time suits you"
Bryonie - "What time can you come over?"
Person 1 *in the process of dying of laughter* - "Anytime"
Bryonie - "Ok, so maybe don't bother then?"
by Dmaster0001 June 19, 2010
ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!
by QuacksO March 13, 2023