7 definitions by CreeperDude567
A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 5, 2022
A nostalgic orgasm, fundamentally is when an individual is confronted with a bunch of items of various types (videos, video games, music, people, etc.) that all elicit nostalgia/a "sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past" (thanks Google for that) in that person (because all of these things are somehow connected to whatever that individual has experienced in the past) on a correspondingly (if not better so or less so) huge/tremendous/big/overwhelming/etc. scale, such that it resembles the overwhelmingly blissful feeling that you get when you orgasm/take drugs (which give you the feeling of many orgasms), except this particular brand of orgasm is not from sex or masturbating; it is caused by nostalgia. In simpler terms, this "nostalgic orgasm" feels like an orgasm that is caused by nostalgia on an overwhelming scale, so it is kind of different from an actual one but is fundamentally the same in that both give extreme amounts of pleasure (though they are different in their style of giving the pleasure, kind of like how Arabs and Americans are fundamentally the same in that they both are human beings who eat food, drink water, etc. but may do so in their own distinct styles).
Jeff opened up Google Chrome, went on YouTube, and then proceeded to open up a lot of tabs, on each a video containing something that he recognizes from his past, thus eliciting nostalgia in him, but on a huge, overwhelming scale, in turn causing him to have what Urban-Dictionary expert CreeperDude567 calls a "nostalgic orgasm."
by CreeperDude567 April 20, 2020
Unlike coronabrain, which means "Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.
Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain", braincorona is when coronavirus is actually scared of humans, which is why it's insecurely killing them off, kinda like a bully or criminal who has personal self-esteem issues/insecurities, who proceeds to deal with them by either tormenting his or her victims, except it's corona. Also, usually bullies/criminals do this type of crap in order to cause harm, and God knows that his/her actions do cause harm, but it also leads to a lot of good that the bully didn't intend to happen, just like when the Christchurch shooter wanted to kill the people of the mosque in order to stop the growth of Islam or something, but it just led to people around the world being exposed to Islam/them subsequently converting, so lol this guy's evil plan/intentions backfired on him. Corona is the same way: this beastly disease is like that shooter, with an evil intention of killing out most of humanity, and it works, but at the same time, a lot of unintended good has happened (like people being able to spend more time with their families, for instance cuz of Mr. Corona), leading to Mr. Corona's evil intentions/plans backfiring on him, lol.
Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain", braincorona is when coronavirus is actually scared of humans, which is why it's insecurely killing them off, kinda like a bully or criminal who has personal self-esteem issues/insecurities, who proceeds to deal with them by either tormenting his or her victims, except it's corona. Also, usually bullies/criminals do this type of crap in order to cause harm, and God knows that his/her actions do cause harm, but it also leads to a lot of good that the bully didn't intend to happen, just like when the Christchurch shooter wanted to kill the people of the mosque in order to stop the growth of Islam or something, but it just led to people around the world being exposed to Islam/them subsequently converting, so lol this guy's evil plan/intentions backfired on him. Corona is the same way: this beastly disease is like that shooter, with an evil intention of killing out most of humanity, and it works, but at the same time, a lot of unintended good has happened (like people being able to spend more time with their families, for instance cuz of Mr. Corona), leading to Mr. Corona's evil intentions/plans backfiring on him, lol.
Just like Dr. Seuss said, my troubles are about to have trouble with me, the same way I am not afraid of corona, rather corona is scared of me and can't kill me. With this mindset, you might as well say that I have a case of "braincorona."
by CreeperDude567 April 20, 2020
A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.
by CreeperDude567 April 20, 2020
Destroying a language by using it incorrectly or in a way that is not in line or accordance with its rules, conventions, etc.
In the University of Excellence in English Language and Language Arts, Joe was convicted of first-degree linguistic terrorism by the University's faculty and superintendent when he wrote an entire research paper (53 pages to be precise) in which he used the word "then" in every place where he should've used "than" and misspelling every word in the last 25 pages. He was accordingly given a 25-year sentence (instead of a 10 non-decillion one, which the superintendent was very tempted to give) in order for him to learn his lesson and in order to warn others that the English language will be rigorously and strictly preserved at all costs.
by CreeperDude567 November 3, 2020
When your praying behind an imam (for Muslims), and the verses he recites are so spiritually profound/make so much spiritual sense/you relate to them so well spiritually/they spiritually speak to you/you are so fricking amazed spiritually, that you feel so spiritually pleased (in other words you experience a spiritual orgasm). This is not just for Muslims, any human being can experience this wonderful phenomenon of the human experience/human life/condition whenever they feel so spiritually pleased or come across something that is so spiritually profound or makes so much spiritual sense. I hope this made sense.
by CreeperDude567 April 6, 2020
A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021