mullested 

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

mullested by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

mullestache 

When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.

Jane's dad has a mullestache, and it is dead sexie.

mullestache by Yi Li September 1, 2004

Mullet

a hairstyle from the 1980's that is all buisness in the front and all party in the back.

Joe Dirt had a major mullet goin on.

Mullet by Weird Mal February 9, 2004

pubic mullet 

Trimming the pubes on and around the penis while letting your ball hairs grow out (usually for the winter). Was in style in the eighties but has since been frowned upon. Still is a common way to wear your penis in most southern states.

It's kinda sad really, Grampa can never grow a pubic mullet again cause his balls are going bald.

pubic mullet by genegine October 14, 2006

Mulletectomy 

A mulletectomy is the surgical removal of the unsightly and ghastly mullet or mulletus extremus hideous. This procedure is normally performed as an emergency procedure, when the patient is suffering from acute nineteen eighticitis. It is now recognized that many cases will resolve when the patient is shown a picture of John Stamos in his Full House days. In some cases, however, extreme measures must be used, with the patient taunted for looking like a butch lesbian.

Bret Michaels just had an appendectomy but what he really needs is a mulletectomy.

He was going for a punk look but ended up with a mullet instead. Now he has been scheduled for an emergency mulletectomy at Johns Hopkins.

In her endeavour to look like her favourite cartoon character, She-Man, she opted for the mullet. But then she ended up looking like Ellen DeGeneres' love slave and had to have a mulletectomy.

Mulletectomy by Das Wunderkind April 14, 2010

mullet

A hairstyle that is short in the front and long in the back.
Also know as the hockey haircut.
Often associated with people named Billy Bob.

Hey, cut your mullet Billy Bob!

mullet by Billy Bob April 22, 2003

Mullet Mobile 

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.

Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.

Mullet Mobile by gammaradiation June 3, 2010