mulletstation

Child abuse in the form of having been made to wear a mullet. Lesser form of molestation, but almost equally egregious, having been perpetrated by a knowing adult on a minor.
"Your honor, I can only say that I took out those people because, as a child, I was a victim of mulletstation. Oh, and I was a crack baby."
by Susie S. October 05, 2006
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