mullestache 

When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.

Jane's dad has a mullestache, and it is dead sexie.

mullestache by Yi Li September 1, 2004

molestache 

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.

Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

molestache by mart1779 February 11, 2009

Mulestache 

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

Mulestache by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

molestache 

MOLESTache, the unfashionable mustache that rapists pedophiles(child MOLESTers) and dictators wear.

BTK killer, Hitler, Stalin all have a molestache. Exemptions Burt Reynolds(only).

molestache by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008

molestache 

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

molestache by pimphuge February 25, 2003

mulestache 

placing you penis across another persons upper lip.

While steve was passed out jack gave him a mulestache

mulestache by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009

Molestache 

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.

That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache

Molestache by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010