Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

by FormerSmurf October 03, 2014

Bacon

Used for a very attractive female, To point out a Very attractive female to the people around you without arousing the suspicion of said female.
Other variations include: Macon-Mom bacon, Facon-Chubby bacon (Nothing wrong with a bigger female)

*Female enters bus and sits next to you and friends* "Dude i totally want some bacon right now" *Friends get the hint and take a look* "Yeah bacon sounds good right now"

by LCook6 October 08, 2011

Baconism

A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'

Me is an example for an Baconism.

by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010

baconization

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.

One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.

by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005

Baconized

Verb.
To critique the meaning of everything.

To be baconized by Bacon Maker1.
To critique everything.

by Steve and Kalon January 29, 2009

Bacon Bacon

To masturbate with bacon then eat it after.

I cant believe she just did a bacon bacon!!

by Dotsamin January 12, 2009

Bacon

1.) synonym for "love"
2.) another way expressing one's love without actually saying it

Girl: "I bacon you!"
Guy: "I bacon you more!!"

by Dominic20072007 August 04, 2009