bacon
A slang term for an overly atttractive female. Used to not be obvious when checking out said female.
bacon by Torzala Sedlar October 5, 2006
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Bacon
A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked)
OR
a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.
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a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.
"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon."
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" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "
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" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "
Bacon by crystalbeans June 21, 2009
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Bacon
1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.
Bacon by Oshkosh Fan October 14, 2008
Bacon
A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
Bacon by Charlotte Jane April 6, 2010
BACON
the cure for cancer
Mike: I'm going to die of cancer tom
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon
bacon
bacon by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009
Bacon
A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
Bacon by asdfjkl;asdfjkl; March 12, 2008