AOL 

Unreliable, bulky, slow, stupid, spyware admitting, self centered virus disguised as an ISP that is own3d by Firefox with a DSL line.

me: This Sucks! i'm getting a third party DSL line and firefox
aol fuckwad: We have aol for broadband, it would work with dsl
me: but you dont take it in the ass from Firefox, Faggot!
aol fuckwad: but we only cost and arm and a leg!
me: what part of "fuck off and die you stupid piece of shit" dont you understand!

AOL by Salem May 13, 2005

AOL 

AOL = After Orgasm Look

Kirby: You look sleepy.
Benj: No, it's just my AOL.

AOL by Nick Ang July 5, 2006

AOL 

Anarchy On Line

I had this for about a year, the worst year online of my life. Never get it, takes about 3 and a half hours to dial up and when u finally get online you get disconnected within about half a minute.

Also see

Annoying
Irritating

Jim:Hey bob I actually loaded MSN homepage up the other dayon AOL!
Bob: OMFG

AOL by DannyC December 28, 2005

AOL 

1. The suckiest internet provider in the world. AOL will never give you highspeed internet, even you you paid them to (which you do.)

2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.

Example 1: AOL internet sucks my hairy, tick-infested, monkey balls.

Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is!)

AOL by Howard Steintenbrooker October 3, 2006

AOL 

An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance!

Me: Man, you hear about Joe?

Steve: No, what happened?

Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.

Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?

Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.

AOL by Hano-Bano February 28, 2008

aol 

1)Some big internet company in America that wants ur MONEY!!!!!!!
2)Some big internet company in America that keeps mailing u free discs to try their internet.

1.Damn i got another aol cd...hmm hey boy u wanna play frisbee?
2.Why the fuck am I getting aol cd's in Canada?

aol by joe May 13, 2005

AOL 

Company that makes and gives out cheap frisbees. You receive them in the mail constantly, and as you realize when you look outside and see your neighbors tossing 'em around, so does everyone else.

Have a strange, vast -- possibly-infinite -- supply of frisbees. Some rumors have it that the company went out of business in the 1790s, or perhaps after the War of 1812, and ever since have been dishing out their frisbees wherever possible: at gas-stations, malls, theaters, and, most commonly, in your own mail-box.

A strange defect was quickly found in the frisbees: if laid atop one another for too long (aka, stacked -- their most common appearance), they become glued together over time. This is where one can easily convert said frisbees into make-shift coasters and lay their soft-drinks on.

"Hey Bob, I got twenty-three frisbees today!"

"Wow, that's almost close to the record of a hundred-and-seventy-five!"

"Yeah! Too bad half of them are stuck together, though."

"Wait, you don't know about the coaster-trick?"

"The coaster trick?"

"Yeah, you put the frisbees on your desk and then put your drink on 'em."

"Wow, I never knew that!"

"The more you know, huh."

"Hey, Bob... I'm having a BBQ tomorrow, and..."

"I'm sure the family would love to!"

"Great! I'll call you tomorrow!"

"Great!"

As you can see, AOL also brings the community together.

AOL by cag March 29, 2007