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1. A way America Online tricks people into using their horrible service.
2. A fuckin' POS.
3. Doubles as a coaster.
4. A waste of a CD.
1. Ahh, I'm fucked now that I signed up for a years worth of AOL service.
2. My car is acting like a damn AOL disk today.
3. Thanks to AOL I was able to prevent rings from forming on my wooden desk.
4. Sigh.. What a waste of a perfectly good CD.
by President of American Online December 11, 2003
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1. A nice jumbo drink coaster.
2. See frisbee
Wow, I can set two beers on this AOL disk!
by star8706 November 07, 2003
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1. Frisbee
2. Coaster
3. Earring
4. Ghetto Christmas Tree Decoration
We saved up all the AOL disks we got through the year to decorate our Christmas Tree!
by B-Drac December 13, 2003
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CD often found by the till in soteres, shops, malls, supermarkets... and free.
Useful as frisbee, Coaster, and not much else.
Also, can be synonmymus with KRAP.
**WARNING** AVOID CONTACT WITH COMPUTER AT ALL TIMES!
"We gonna throw a kickass party - we gonna need a helluva lotta coasters an frisbees -- cheap!"
"kk, going to store for aol disks"
by LE4dGOLEM April 22, 2005
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Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.
I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004
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A fun thing to put in your microwave.
Look at the pretty colours!
by Kit January 14, 2005
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Largely Wasted space and a wasted Magneto Optical disk, ie, a CD.

Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...
Got an AOL disk? Good. I need more for my collection...
by J. Michael Reiter May 19, 2005
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