An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance!
Me: Man, you hear about Joe?
Steve: No, what happened?
Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.
Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?
Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.