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Barskank, Alaska
Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.
Barskank, Alaska by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016
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Fairbanks, Alaska
Fairbanks is a city in Alaska, pretty far North. Its about 300 miles away from Palmer, Alaska. Fairbanks is a mining town, most of the jobs are outdoor, mining, or retail. While the job market is pretty good during the economic decline, Fairbanks fails at the social aspect. You will find more felons in Fairbanks than any other city in Alaska. Most of the people were either born there and have never left, or were brought in by people that were already there. Many people go to Fairbanks for a period of time to attend UAF, one of the BEST campuses that University of Alaska has to offer. The marijuana is expensive, $50 for an eighth! Don't worry though, if you know where to get it, its good, and unless you have a bad connection, its 3.5 every time.
The major downside to Fairbanks:
There is NOTHING to do for people in their twenties.
Most places have bad water (lots of iron, can't shower in it or drink it).
Most of the people there are set in their ways and spend most of their time drinking away their sorrows.
Unless they aren't FROM Fairbanks, most people are pretty introverted, and it takes them awhile to warm up to new people enough to quit scowling.
It gets really, REALLY cold there. I mean, frostbite in seconds during the winter.
If you're going to visit during the summer and you like hot weather, its a great place to visit. Living there is NOT something one should do unless they have warrants out and feel like hiding.
The major downside to Fairbanks:
There is NOTHING to do for people in their twenties.
Most places have bad water (lots of iron, can't shower in it or drink it).
Most of the people there are set in their ways and spend most of their time drinking away their sorrows.
Unless they aren't FROM Fairbanks, most people are pretty introverted, and it takes them awhile to warm up to new people enough to quit scowling.
It gets really, REALLY cold there. I mean, frostbite in seconds during the winter.
If you're going to visit during the summer and you like hot weather, its a great place to visit. Living there is NOT something one should do unless they have warrants out and feel like hiding.
"Dude, it's not Fairbanks, Alaska, its Squarebanks."
"Lets get to Chena Hot Springs, then get the eff out of here!"
"Really? No Walmart is that big!"
"How many of these people should be in jail right now?"
"Lets get to Chena Hot Springs, then get the eff out of here!"
"Really? No Walmart is that big!"
"How many of these people should be in jail right now?"
Fairbanks, Alaska by AK.Hippie March 28, 2012
Homer Alaska
The smallest town ever, where the cops dont give a shit what the youth do, because they themselfs are baked like a cake. The options for things to do is town laps, go to the beach, or sit at the most ghetto McDonalds ever. Most of the time high. There are pretty much 5 groups you fall into in this town, Stoners, Rednecks, Hippies, Church Freaks, or fucking tweekers. Everyone fishes, EVERYONE. Its pretty much the most alcohol-pot based comunity you will ever see. The girls here are just one giant comunity cup, everyone sleeps with everyone. The guys are total dicks and have no respect for anything. If you are lucky enough to gradute High School, I guess Flex counts too, your on the first flight out of here. For some reason, we love this town, within the next 5 years most of them come back and have families. Hits, the next generation is born and the cycle starts over again. Welcome to our little town of Homer, Alaska.
What are we going to do today?
Hotbox the car at the beach?
Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska
Hotbox the car at the beach?
Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska
Homer Alaska by stuckhereforlife34 July 14, 2013
Wasilla, Alaska
Wasilla, Alaska by E-Dawg 'O' Bling Bling November 13, 2007
Palmer, Alaska
Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."
Palmer, Alaska by T. April 17, 2005
Dankchorage, Alaska
Dankchorage, Alaska by ThisAfghanIsTan March 28, 2008