Oceans Ate Alaska

A progressive metalcore band from England, that is known for having intricate guitar and drum work, different time signatures, and awesome breakdowns. Though they are one of the better metalcore bands out there, they still have some common flaws of metalcore bands, like having whinny lyrics, and slight lowering in quality after losing a singer.

"Yo dude, did you hear that new Oceans Ate Alaska album, it's pretty good."

by Vibrathot July 31, 2017

Gold Rush Alaska

A boring but yet addictive show showing a group of rookie miners trying to make money by mining gold in Alaska. The main character is Jack Hoffman. He always seems to have enough money to last another week, but yet never gets paid by discovery channel. In season 1, the miners find a total of 15 ounces of gold and end up in debt. Season 2, the Quarts Creek group finds over 100 ounces but is still in debt. The funniest point in the show is when the Hoffman's discover that they didn't meet their 8 oz. quota again.

Will there be a season 3?
How much will discovery channel give them

this time?

Billy= Hey guys, how do those people on the show make money if they don't find any gold?

John= They get paid by discovery channel dude. They don't shit money out to pay for gas every day.

Your perfect life automatically becomes shit if you become an Gold Rush Alaska miner.

by surveyorng4 April 09, 2012

Alaska Wrecking-ball

When you smack a female with your ballsack.

"Dude you should of seen her face when I gave her an Alaska Wrecking-ball"

by mrballman August 16, 2011

From Alaska to Moscow

An American idiom for when something is so big, it could cross the Atlantic Ocean.

His dick was from Alaska to Moscow.

by Superi0rM4n March 11, 2019

Lonley night in alaska

When you dump crushed ice in a womans area and do it.

I gave her a Lonley night in alaska it was cold...

by nerfaderfaflerf boy December 05, 2010

Alaska nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make Alaska an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies in the US ect.

John is in the Alaska nationalist movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 30, 2010

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021