by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020
Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
by Dump truck January 3, 2017
when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.
by PRAZO50 January 21, 2009
The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.
The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
by TapCat November 6, 2022
Man, are you cheating?
Yes?
What are you using?
Well, Illusion-Hacks.
Ok, I am going to buy that! ;)
Yeah, it's undetected.
Yes?
What are you using?
Well, Illusion-Hacks.
Ok, I am going to buy that! ;)
Yeah, it's undetected.
by IzzyMichiel March 8, 2017
1: Hey wanna see the Holmaf illusion with me?
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.
by spookianne September 21, 2023