Louisiana Lawnmower

After you're done fuckin your girl, you shit on her pubes or vice versa and use it as shaving cream and shave them off.

Dude, after I nailed Judy i totally gave her a huge louisiana lawnmower

by Shullit May 11, 2008

Revving up a lawnmower

A two part sexual act.
The first part of the act consists of forgetting to use a lubricant on Anal Beads before inserting them into anal cavity of an unsuspecting sexual partner.
The second part is simply a quick removal of unlubricated sex toy in a manner similar to revving up a lawnmower, causing severe damage to the sex partner.

Dude, I once knew this goth girl that was into butt stuff. She wanted me to bead her up, but I forgot to use the lubricant and ended up lrevving up a lawnmower

by YimmyBoi September 28, 2017

Irish lawnmower

When tie your beard hair to your dick to beat off with

I just did the Irish lawnmower

by austinpokrant December 11, 2016

East Coast Lawnmowers

A counter-strike clan.
Plays in CAL-O, CAL-IM, and OGL-FY.
Part of the www.joe.to community

The counter-strike clan ECL is leet!

by delinquent August 9, 2004

Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing

Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

by rockthisway December 16, 2016

Uganda Lawnmower Egg

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification.

I served my boyfriend a Uganda lawnmower egg yesterday. To get me back he gave me a Tony Danza.

by crbapr March 23, 2009

The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

by ImAWall February 13, 2019