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internet 

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
internet by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Internet 

The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.
Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!
Internet by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009

internet 

I have been browsing on the Internet for long now, my faith in humanity has fallen.
We are doomed

internet 

The giant computer network that even advanced network engineers don't know how it works. AKA "Magic"
man the internet sucks here doesn't whoever own the internet ever fix it?
internet by knightroto February 28, 2016

internet 

A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.
internet by One little hellian February 23, 2017

Internet 

An OVERFLOWING ABUNDANT RESEVOIR of porn and memes and more porn
the internet is just one big ocean of porn, Xvideos has eight million videos ppl, EIGHT MILLION and pornhub has like five million, no doubt that when Hitler invented the internet it was because he was horny and wanted somewhere to stash all of his German Hentai.
Internet by madness.kys October 4, 2018