Deuce

Saying bye... sort of like "later"

I gotta go... deuce!

by kt November 26, 2004

deuce

n.
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)

1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.

idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)

by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

by brawss August 18, 2009

Deuces

Two or more chicks that each weigh in excess of 200 lb.

Jake: "Check out the deuces trying to drag Izzy out of the bar."
Pete: "The deuce on the left looks like Sasquatch."

by PMax Apprentice November 23, 2010

deuce

2 of something
1) cards
2) dollars (buying drugs)
3) middle fingers

as in "deuces wild", the movie

by dallyz_girl26 March 6, 2004

Deuce

noun, a female of sub-par attractiveness.
a honey that's ugly.

yo check out that dime standing next to that deuce

by amo stylez November 15, 2010

the deuce

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.

my bung hole was torn by the deuce!

by turd d ferguson December 4, 2007