Punching the werewolf
When a very hairy man is masturbating.
Punching the werewolf by JudasJones August 28, 2019
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The Werewolf
Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman
"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."
The Werewolf by Ibble February 18, 2005
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semen werewolf
Relating to a person who aggressively seeks out sex wee, either based on Lunar desire, or just rabbid lust.
semen werewolf by blackbeardy January 19, 2014
dirty werewolf
After fingering your partner's rectum you proceed to clean underneath your fingerneails on the tips of your front teeth.
dirty werewolf by ??who?? September 25, 2010
The Werewolf
Being so sexually depraved that you'll shag anything no matter how ugly or rancid.
Can be cured by wanking - to provide post nut clarity.
Can be cured by wanking - to provide post nut clarity.
The Werewolf by Dr. Boss Boii June 3, 2019
swedish werewolf
A Swedish massage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. Best if performed on a full moon.
"Hey baby, it's a full moon tonight. How 'bout that Swedish werewolf?"
"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."
"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."
swedish werewolf by furry22 January 3, 2009
Yellow Werewolf
A furry monster who destroyed the plains of Kenya for several decades. He is also referred to as "The Ghost of Skookum Creek". The Yellow Werewolf was 10'4" and covered in a yellow coat of fur. He would eat cereal out of the skulls of babies, and finger the local women. He met his demise in the late 1800s when he was defeated by General George Armstrong Custer. His curse was lifted from from the plains of Kenya.
"That is the Yellow Werewolf"
"That wolf is covered in pee, we should call him the Yellow Werewolf"
"My child was demoralized and punched by the Yellow Werewolf"
"That wolf is covered in pee, we should call him the Yellow Werewolf"
"My child was demoralized and punched by the Yellow Werewolf"
Yellow Werewolf by Skookum Goblin July 22, 2008