Vel·cro /ˈvelkrō/ 1. (n) a fastener for clothes or other items 2. (adj.) cool, awesome, amazing. Origin, English. Macklemore. "Thrift Shop." (feat. Wanz) e.g., "I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those. The sneaker heads would be like 'Aw, he got the Velcros'."
"Let's go to the corn maze."
"Yeah, man. That'd be so Velcro."
by ScribbleKid October 11, 2015
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Loving your partner so much that you do not want to be with out them. You want to do everything with them because you love them so much.
Velcro is defined as loving someone so much you can not be without them. When your partner goes to work you want to go with them.
by 19921993 January 16, 2018
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A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch
Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance

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They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!
by ClaraBeach November 7, 2019
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When a girl and guy have long pubic hairs and when having sex they get stuck together like velcro
by pw123rat March 28, 2016
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When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
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A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
by JD&Asso December 15, 2015
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the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.
“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”
by holmesd January 26, 2021
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