12 definitions by I_caveman
When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
Based off Sid the Sloth from Ice Age
When someone tries to do something nice for someone down on their luck, but they make things worse. Sometimes much worse.
Like Sid the Sloth.
When someone tries to do something nice for someone down on their luck, but they make things worse. Sometimes much worse.
Like Sid the Sloth.
Can you believe he got her a puppy after her son died? He’s such a Sid.
My house burned down! Why did you buy me a fire detector? Stop being a Sid!
My house burned down! Why did you buy me a fire detector? Stop being a Sid!
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
Similar to weirdo.
An offensive term for when a seemingly homosexual person is very strange, perverted, crazy, or extremely annoying. Usually in a way that does not benefit other homosexuals.
An offensive term for when a seemingly homosexual person is very strange, perverted, crazy, or extremely annoying. Usually in a way that does not benefit other homosexuals.
Eew, don’t invite that queerdo! He hits on everyone and everything.
They kicked him/her out of GALA because he/she was being a real queerdo.
They kicked him/her out of GALA because he/she was being a real queerdo.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
A female that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
My sister is a spoiler queen. I can’t watch anything without her blabbing the ending.
I heard from the spoiler queen that you’re pregnant.
The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.
I heard from the spoiler queen that you’re pregnant.
The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
A driver who is aggressively tailgating other vehicles on the road because they want to travel over the legal speed limit.
by I_caveman October 16, 2019