by Garden Gnome Suprise April 22, 2006
Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.
2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.
3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!
2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.
3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!
by Tha dingo July 31, 2009