numpty

When ones balls and dick stick to the side of there leg, usually after sitting for long periods of time

After math claas i had the biggest numpty

by Fernley December 28, 2005

numpty

A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.

I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)

by Nuttey Cubey July 9, 2003

numpty

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

by Numpty buy July 8, 2003

numpty

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

by geoff titman January 31, 2003

numpty

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

by mr. e. john April 17, 2003

numpty

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

by franky July 11, 2004

numpty

Slightly ditzy and insane to the point that no object is safe.

What sort of numpty are you

by S Chilton March 2, 2003