numpty

A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.

I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)

by Nuttey Cubey July 09, 2003

numpty

a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.

quote..."which numpty shot my car"

by plain but smart July 25, 2008

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

numpty

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

by Numpty buy July 08, 2003

numpty

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

by mr. e. john April 17, 2003

numpty

though recently adopted to simply mean 'idoit, fool, muppet' Numpty is a medical word for the small section of skin in the female gentials between the vagina and anus.

'nice numpty' quite a mouthfull

by mattaeus rose August 30, 2005

numpty

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

by franky July 11, 2004