Transition Metal 

A Transition Metal is an element from the D block of the periodic table which forms at least one ion with an incomplete d sub–shell containing at least one electron.

Used ambiguously by the WJEC to annoy students, especially Sam Jones.

Sam: 'Hey Alex, what's a transition metal?'

Alex: 'It's a D block element that forms ions with incomplete d orbitals.'

Sam 'Yeah, but the WJEC aren't really clear on their definition. It's causing a lot of confusion.'

Alex: 'That's exactly the type of shit those cunts would do!'

Transition Metal by GFawkes March 27, 2013

transmutilation 

Transmutilationism or Transmutilation is a theory which can be applied both in the areas of social or physical science. In physical science, Transmutilationism refers to a process whereby a matter has undergone a prodigious and fundamental change and transformation in its natural composition and characteristics. Whereby all its natural attributes have been mutilated and in result rendered no longer recognizable or relevant with its original natural state or form. In a social context Transmutilationism refers to mans deviation from the ethically natural and primary state or path of essentialism, to the unnatural and less significant path of material incedintalism.

Transmutilation is when liquid has been transformed in to solid or solid in to liquid.

Transmutilationism is when man has diverted from his natural path of seeking essential necessities in life such as food, shelter etc. and has in its stead embarked upon a path of excessive materialism.

transmutilation by Baron Neville July 7, 2016

transminority 

Someone who identifies as a minority other than what they were assigned at birth. Currently, if a baby is born with black skin, they are assigned at birth to be of Afican decent.

When someone is judged by the color of their skin and/or looks, but in large is related to a different minority group or race.

"Why is Roy acting like a white man?"
"He may look black, but his mother is Italian and that makes him a transminority"

transminority by Super Hot Dave September 2, 2017

Eddie Murphy Transition 

When your girlfriend transition from "My Girl Likes to Party all the time, party all the time" by Eddie Murphy, to watching shitty Disney movies like "Dr. Doolittle" staring Eddie Murphy.

I broke up with Elizabeth because she was cool before the Eddie Murphy Transition happened, now she wants to stay home every night.

Eddie Murphy Transition by myatman January 25, 2013

gavin pierce transit 

A piece of shit snitch who works at pierce transit with a very small penis

Steve don’t be a Gavin pierce transit and be a man

gavin pierce transit by Boonshanka October 28, 2019

Textually transmitted unease 

revolutionary dissident writing

Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses caused textually transmitted unease throughout the ummah

Textually transmitted unease by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) 

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.

"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003