Rule 19

Used in lifting weights originated from reddit.com:

You cannot criticize anyone's form unless you lift 90%+ of theirs.

The 90%+ extends to Wilks score to help normalize.

Good job - you can barely deadlift 200 and you are talking shit about someone who pulls 600. Rule 19.

Rule 19 by SoloX July 8, 2012

rule 173 

"the truth is, everyone is fucked up."

pertaining not exclusively to being intoxicated, but tired, unhappy, depressed, in-a-rut, anxious, a-regularly-nervous-person, a psychotic, etc....

drunk friend: "dooooode, imz so fucked up rightnow! what am i going to doooooo!!!??"

sober friend: "don't worry about it man, everybody's fucked up! rule 173."

or

A: "god dam it i'm sooo fucked! i didn't finish the English paper man!"

B: "it's alright, we're all fucked anyway!"

rule 173 by superfail March 7, 2009

Rule 150 

If you come across any male/ or female that has full intentions of making you feel inferior, they themselves are insecure and inferior.

(Important-Please do not take what they say personally, what they say reflects to their own self esteem)

Depending on your confidence you may or may not respond. Highly advised that you ignore and let them drown in their own low self esteem.

"Rule 150"

Guy 1: Yo, you are ugly and your clothes look stupid

Guy2: ~_~.....

Guy1: Whatever man, im still better than you

Guy2: :/

Guy1: (sigh...he wont respond D:) iight whatever man im out!!!

guy 2: Pathetic ~_~ SMH *pity*

Rule 150 by crazyrj2020 January 7, 2011

Rule 1993 

Rule 1993 states that in comparison to most other players you will suck at a online videogame.

1993 being the year Doom came out and and people were first able to get their asses shot of by some fat guy in Austin.

Collary 1: some people are actually good but they usually have no life.

Collary 2: if you get discouraged by reapeatedly failing at a game see Collary1

Collary 3: Unless you suck monkey nuts there will be others who are worse than you.

Collary 4: In some amazing defiance of reality most pro gamers actually have a life and/or look pretty good.

Dude one: {gets halo 3 and starts to play online}
Alright lets play;

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Dude 2: don't feel bad man, rule 1993

Rule 1993 by Bonkai! October 20, 2009

Rule 18 

Do not watch porn with a girl they think of crazy things to do afterwords

*movie ends*
Girl: Hey lets go do *beep* and *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* ok?
Guy *looks at girl* WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!

rule 18

Rule 18 by LordSalty March 4, 2009

Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111

Rule 111 by Pyrometer June 28, 2010

Rule 1138 

Rule 1138 is, simply put, "No matter how dumb something in Star Wars or it's accompanying expanded universe is, there is ALWAYS something dumber." Named after THX-1138, the last 4 digits of which constantly occur in the works of George Lucas.

The prawnpeople in Dark Empire are a prime example of Rule 1138.

Rule 1138 by Ensign_RickySA February 28, 2011