First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
Rules 1 and 2, motherfucker!
1. You do not talk about /b/
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot
Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan
who fancies the site a secret underground.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online
, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: kill yourself
A. from fight club. a line from brad pitt
B. in relation to 4chan's /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/
Rules followed only by newfags.
So theres a place called /b/ you should check it out
Rules 1 and 2! Rules 1 and 2!
Shut up you faggot.