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road rules 

Rules on the road that are made 2 be broken
road rules by Anonymous July 26, 2003

road rules 

The implied etiquette of driving one is expected to adhere to.
Man, that guy can't drive! He doesn't even know his basic road rules!
road rules by Toraton July 27, 2003

road rules 

kick ass show that puts a bunch of people in a winneabago and make them do stuff they'd never do in real life

road rules 

what?
what are road rules?
road rules by Dan August 1, 2003

real world road rules challenge 

A show that contradicts the "credibility" or "point" of The real World and Road Rules. The castmembers (Most of which are pushing 30, or even 40) from said shows, which were about young people finding their place in the world (Or some crap) with people from all walks of life, are invited to attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame into an hour. They go to the challenges to get drunk, have sex, get naked and scream and punch other castmembers. And there's something about competing.
Oh God, MTV's flooding the airways with another lameass season of the real world road rules challenge.

Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)
Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"
Rules of the road by F.Castro March 18, 2009