A very annoying gay person. Pot only denies their gay to hide the fact they actually are 🙄. Pot often uses the come back “No u” when you call them gay. They also have a big crush on Alice (yttd), ranger (yttd), and Keaya (genshin). They also your mom everyone they can.
(You):“Hey pot your gay” (pot):“no u”

(You): “Hey pot what was the answer to number 6 on our math homework?” (Pot): “Your mom lol”
(You): “hey pot do you like Alice (yttd)? (Pot): “Yes that’s my husband <3”
by Mama<33 September 1, 2021
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When a friend says if he/she ever stops smoking they will give you all of their smoking stuff, officially deeming you soul heir to all his pot and pot related items.
"If I ever stop smoking, I'll give you all of my drug stuff."
"Really?"

"Yea Man I officially write you into my pot will."
by jeremybenson860 May 2, 2015
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POTS is an acronym for: pussy on the side.
Why get married when I have my pots?
by R, Grooms June 30, 2006
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To be fired from ones place of employment.

Also, to get potted.
"I got potted the other week, now I've got to look for a new job in a recession, devastated!"
by C--dog November 21, 2011
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Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...
Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'
by Becca J W April 7, 2008
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The act of when someone or something feels such a desire to take a bowel movement that they decide to find the nearest pot shaped object. (Flower pot, etc) and do their business inside of it
Hey there, Linsdey. Sorry I can't talk right now. I ate tons of burritos and i'm on the pot right now. Call me back in a few minutes!!

Dude fuck that. The line for the restroom was too long. I'm on the pot.
by watcherofstyx April 22, 2016
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1) A ceramic recepticle often used for the assistance in the display of plants. These are often filled with mud or compost.

2) A pot on a stove used for cooking.
1) Geese man your plant pot is broken...

2) A watched pot never boils.....or....A Beholden vessel never exceeds 373.3K.
by Phil! October 6, 2003
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