5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!
by ZachGalifianafuck May 9, 2011
the fatty folds on the under sides of ones ass that are common in fat dudes. Very subject to the male orgasm
by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003
Noun: (Latin)A technical medical term to describe extremely large piss flaps. Women are rarely born with this condition. Rather, it develops over time as a direct consequence of very frequent vaginal sex - e.g. found in women that have sex 6 times a day. No prizes for guessing that prostitutes and porno stars are the largest group suffering this condition. It can be rectified by plastic surgery.
Sarah, it is not natural to be able to tie your piss flaps into a bow. You have labia majora and should see your plastic surgeon right away.
by Ian Grant November 8, 2004
The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)
by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016
Cuts of meat with an arid, shrivelled and unappealing appearance resembling the excessive protruding labia minora of an aesthetically nauseating woman's vulva. Usually inedible due to the overall connotations the meat exudes.
Own brand meat from low range supermarkets are generally responsible for marketing labia meat. For example Iceland Aldi and Lidl. Exemplary women often answerable for conjuring such heinous imagination are Rosie O Donnell and Renee Zellweger.
by Tweedles August 10, 2010
Having extremely large labia, reminiscent of a large mammel. Usually found on extremely big women, or really really popular ones. Was originally made into a comment after a man was arrested for having sex with a dead doe...I asked if someone helped him pry that poor animal's vag apart.
Taryn had the meatiest dead doe labia I had ever seen on a biped. She could shelter several dwarves (little people..c'mon let's be pc here) in a rainstorm by inviting them under her cooch.
by Dr. Blue Balls April 26, 2007
They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora
by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022