16 definitions by ChodeFilA

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023

Rodent Dough

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.

Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!

by ChodeFilA June 2, 2022

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

sml

An acronym that stands for “suck my labia”. This is a twist on smd or suck my dick.

👨: ur ugly

👩: sml

by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023

Cuntyboots

This is used to describe someone being absolutely fucking annoying. Like a complete bitch. A cuntyboots is the bitchiest of bitches. Probably somebody hot though.

Robert: What’s that bitch’s fucking problem?
Paige: idk she’s a cuntyboots
Robert: tf is a cuntyboots

by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022

PurnHob

A misspelling of porn hub where the o and u are switched. This is great for platforms that would censor the word porn. It’s also just funny.

Have you heard of PurnHob? It’s like PornHub but better.

by ChodeFilA June 4, 2022