sexy beast

An extremely attractive person.

That girl Mars from bowlofqueerios is one sexy beast!

sexy beast by Floriduh April 15, 2010

Sexy Losers 

The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.

Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!

Sexy Losers by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

belligerent sexy 

To be so sexy that ones sexiness causes ruckus, rioting and unadulterated belligerentness do to the tremendous level of sexiness. Derrived from Jim Lahey's discription of sexy Julian on a stake out mission.

Jim Lahey: " The suspect was acting suspicious, as if he had something to hide, and is also guilty of being belligerent sexy, over and out Randy."

Randy : " Got it Mr. Lahey, over and out."

belligerent sexy by prodigyofmind August 1, 2010

(Sexy) Skorpion 

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.

Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion

(Sexy) Skorpion by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009

Sexy little creature 

Kelsey Newkirk

Your a sexy little creature

Sexy little creature by wonderbread_deluxx June 3, 2009

sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*

"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"

sexy saturday by edkibbee December 24, 2013

Sexy Panda

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.

I got to cuddle with my sexy panda.

Sexy Panda by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016