a dumb bleached blonde; any Paris Hilton look-alike wannabe; any girl who thinks she need as a boob job and blonde hair
by alex777 August 10, 2007
the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.
"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy
"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy
"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy
"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy
"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep
by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 6, 2011
A pairing of words that conflict or contradict each other.
Fan Dub
Rap Music
Intelligent Democrat
Free Healthcare
Stupid Jap
Honest Politician
Communism Works
Sober Irishman
Courageous French
English Cuisine
Talented DeviantART
Fan Dub
Rap Music
Intelligent Democrat
Free Healthcare
Stupid Jap
Honest Politician
Communism Works
Sober Irishman
Courageous French
English Cuisine
Talented DeviantART
by アキバ October 29, 2009
by everywheretome September 30, 2009
Someone whose moronic behavior(i.e.meglomania) leads them to a self-destructive act or acts. Someone in the pursuit of a drug that is known to be addictive like morphine,OxyContin, is an oxymoron.
by The Green Gnome October 8, 2010
by H0NEST ABE March 16, 2010
by jotthedot March 31, 2006