Proximity alarm

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.

Watch out dale my proximity alarm might go off if you open my basement door!

by Yæt January 2, 2021

retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

by retard alarm December 17, 2015

Charm Alarm

When something that is said or done is so annoyingly cute and charming that an alarm starts chiming so loud, it can be heard transiently regardless of geographical location!

Gabriella said she would send Stella snacks for her period so Stella heard the charm alarm ringing!

by AnonymouSaurus November 30, 2021

alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

by BWaldo May 3, 2005

cunt alarm

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

by KyralTim February 13, 2008

false alarm

fake, fraud,not true

i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

by 215 rider May 16, 2011

fire alarm

A practical joke involving the rude awakening of a person from a sleep by way of screaming "FIRE!FIRE" You will also need 1 person to situate his ass slightly above the victims face before waking him with the alarm. When the victim sits up to get out of bed, his face and nose will slam into the waiting anus of the guy above him.
A true work of art to behold.

Person 1: FIRE!FIRE!
Victim:(sits up into ass){Muffled noise}MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Person 2:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person 1:HAHAHAHAHAHA!You totally got fire alarmed!
Person 2: What a bitch!

by Sean F. May 25, 2006