An Elmer

A parent who always keep their child glued to their side. They never let them do anything or go anywhere.

She never lets her child do anything or go anywhere, she's an Elmer.

by DAWMS September 15, 2022

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 September 10, 2017

Elmer Fudge

When your coworker been saying Elmer Fudd's name wrong his whole life.

Is Elmer Fudge the guy with the gun and funny hat that hunts buggs bunny?

by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022

Elmer Fudd lookalike

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.

The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

Elmers Glue

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it

"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"

by stellatois August 2, 2021

Elmered

Used to describe the experience of being harassed or stalked by a certain individual known as Elmer.

-Man I feel bad for her she got Elmered last week.

by Matarayos September 26, 2023