Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man March 26, 2018

ass over teacup

ass over teacup (adj.), another way to say head over heels

That Sev dude was really ass over teacup over Jan Strazdes and Val Mcdonald!!

by Sevzilla738 September 18, 2023

Mexican teacup

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.

Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!

by Sadameyez October 9, 2015

give a Teacup Yorkie's shit

Care minimally about something.

She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it

by Greg-K May 19, 2022

Isabella/teacup

isabella is a tea short for teacup

isabella/teacup is friends with zealand and leya

by zealand/teacup/keya March 1, 2022

Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart

Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.

by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020

teacup t-bag

giving a t-bag while riding the teacup ride

when bobby got his goody bag snatched from the mailbox he gave andrea a teacup t-bag like only a carnie can do

by Spinnifer February 22, 2023