Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

moose

A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki

What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!

by starrilynight August 23, 2011

Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

moose

the coolest animal EVER.

the moose attacked my brother, and now i get to keep his ipod. thanks, moose!

by nuada September 15, 2006

The Moose

The act of inserting both thumbs, fingernail to fingernail, into the rectum of a female sexual partner, whilst engaging in "doggy-style" vaginal intercourse. After insertion of the thumbs, the remaining fingers are to be spread like moose antlers, and used to grasp the buttocks of the female partner.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the Moose, as I am taking her from behind.

by Randolpho2 December 9, 2008