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Text for your header 

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3
yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header

Hawaiian Double Header 

A threesome where a girls gets smacked in the face by two dudes dicks simultaneously that both have bushes
I heard Linsey had a Hawaiian Double Header last night

pitching both ends of a double header 

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
(real name: Wong Kunhang)
Hendery is a Chinese lead dancer, rapper, vocalist and visual of the K-Pop group NCT, he is in the Chinese sub-unit WayV. Extremely cute and talented. Y'all should stop sleeping on him
Person 1: have you listened to Regular by WayV?
Person 2: yes!! i loved Hendery's part
Hendery by yeoldongs February 5, 2019

Matt Helders 

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011