Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 04, 2016

calculus

The retarded brother of mathematical analysis. Often hailed as difficult by dumb people who don't know what mathematics is.

Passing calculus is easy for any reasonably intelligent toddler.

by category August 03, 2018

Calculus

the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions

Calculus is a funny fun math thing to learn

by JeffThePCGamer November 16, 2018

Calculus

Literally Butt Rape. Don’t advise taking it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Steven gave Raj a lesson of of Calculus yesterday.

Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021

Pi Calculus

When π, the world’s most arguably beloved or beautiful mathematical constant, weighs the pros and cons of revealing too little or too much about herself in order to maximize her universal appeal, while minimizing any negative publicity or fallout, in popular culture.

With fierce fellow competitors like e and 𝜙 watching her every move to outwit her, it’s no surprise that π is perpetually paranoid—pi calculus remains a necessary evil for her to maintain her competitive edge.

by Numerati December 12, 2024