the calculus song

a highly obnoxious song by an obsolete mtv boy band blasted over 1200 watt speakers (revenge)

I know my calculus:
U + ME = US
Yeah Baby!

the calculus song by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

Do some Calculus 

To suck dick

Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and you can do some calculus

Do some Calculus by TheLoneSaiyan June 3, 2010

doing calculus

This can include having cyber, phone, or any other type of sex you can think of while neglecting to do your real homework with your parents in the same household.

Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.

I was doing calculus all night long last night, now I can't sit down!

doing calculus by Bevo February 14, 2005

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

Napkin Calculus by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

Black Calculus 

The creator of redacted mod and one of the best modders in the smash community

You hear if Redacted mod for smash ultimate? It’s made by Black Calculus

Black Calculus by TappOn June 4, 2021

lambda calculus 

Formal system for expressing computation defined by Alonzo Church. Computer scientists love it and have created cult-like groups based on it, such as the Knights of the Lambda Calculus and the Knights who Say Lambda.

Bruh, did you know that you can obtain the terms of infinitary Lambda Calculus automatically quotiented by alpha-equivalence using the name abstraction endofunctor in the category of nominal sets??

lambda calculus by John_Von_Unipi April 26, 2024

Pi Calculus 

When π, the world’s most arguably beloved or beautiful mathematical constant, weighs the pros and cons of revealing too little or too much about herself in order to maximize her universal appeal, while minimizing any negative publicity or fallout, in popular culture.

With fierce fellow competitors like e and 𝜙 watching her every move to outwit her, it’s no surprise that π is perpetually paranoid—pi calculus remains a necessary evil for her to maintain her competitive edge.

Pi Calculus by Numerati December 12, 2024