STD

in freeskiing: Spread Twister Daffy

Try to do all three in one jump. Or, you could do them on three jumps in a row.

Dude, can you get an STD off this jump?
No, it's not big enough.

by cartel skiier February 22, 2007

Ben: Oh man, when I did her last night, I think I got a STD.
Carl: YOU HAD BUTT SEX?!?!?!?!

by ashuhhlee August 10, 2008

something the government made up so people wouldnt have sex

I just got injected with and std by the government to I can show up as an example for middle school children

by gjfiewhltgre February 14, 2008

When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."

by VaDon August 16, 2009

STD basically means, well...
Ooops!!!

Dave: Hey man I just fucked Shelley and now I'm gunna get an STD or something!!!

Max: Ooops!!!

by HoRnEySoYbEaN April 19, 2008

KiKi: SHE GOT STD!

Joe: What?! Don't be starting rumor about my friend.

KiKi: No I mean she got something to do.

Joe: Oh, moded.

by stripper4money February 10, 2009

If you’re here for the definition of Sexually Transmitted Disease, GO DIE IN A FAT HOLE WITH UR MOM. STD is actually the acronym for Spencer The Druggie. So if you think that’s wrong GO SUCK A POISONOUS EGG!!!

STD is one wit da walz.