Quasi tap

Adjective: When your bottle water is watered down with tap water. Usually brought out in an open bottle at a high scale restaurant.

Hey MK, does this acqua panna taste like chilled tap water?
Hey MV, yes I think they quasi tapped us.

by yellowroad71 August 26, 2018

quasi-dicked

When attempting to fully insert your penis, and all she can physically manage is the tip.

Dude, did you hump that chick last night? "Yeah, but she was tiny, I only quasi-dicked her"

by Shagrug March 10, 2016

quasi-tasking

/v/ Workin like a hunchback in a church. Doing multiple, endless, meaningless tasks. Usually for a demanding and self-righteous person.

Oh man, yesterday my mom had me quasi-tasking for hours.
Seriously? That's the sixth thing you've asked me to do in the last hour! Stop quasi-tasking me man!

by this username is taken July 4, 2013

Quasi-camping

The art of sleeping in a portable structure at a camp ground with every single comfort from home that it's not really camping at all. This often results in an experience far more expensive than an expensive hotel. (Different from staying in a caravan, as that is not camping but caravanning). People who go Quasi-camping are often loud obnoxious and never take their rubbish with them.

I went to the campground, there were so many people Quasi-camping, it gives me the impression that they hate the outdoors and would rather stay at home. They were obnoxious, loud and messy.

by J-Jim August 14, 2021

Quasi

The sexy ass god of all who is a beautiful hand with a face.

"Hey did u see that hand on top of the building called quasi, damn he's sexy"

by poopoobaggins January 6, 2022

Quasi

One who can't find his J

"Damn I wish I hadn't quasied that J we were about to smoke it"

by Mac and cheese master December 10, 2017

Quasi-Criminal

Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.

Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."

by Hym Iam November 2, 2023