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G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
(V): When someone gives another person such a good comeback that the person being exposed to the torment never even sees it coming. But the burn does not end there my amigos. The Ninja'er comes back for a second attack, ending with their battle cry, "Ninja'd!" Then disappears before you even have time to pee your pants from shock. Here's a diaper baby, clean yo'self up. You be dirtying up my new kitchen floors. .. bitch.
Person A: "I think I was just Ninja'd and I may or may not have just pee'd a little bit."

Person B: "Ninja'd!" *Disappears*
Ninja'd by Captain Elbow October 1, 2010

Niggadamus (56 a.d. - 103 a.d.) 

A philosophical african-american gentleman who lived in Africa. The word "nigger" stemmed from his name because of his powerful influence on society. This word can be used to call a Black male who excels in a particular subject.
That young man is one Niggadamus of grammar.
v. the act of stealing, swooping, or snaking something. the person who has been ninja'd upon does not realize it for a little while.
Hey Marks and Giuseppe... you know Erin and Kek totally just ninja'd their way infront of you in line...
ninja'd by badguy13579 December 2, 2007

Fat Nick'd

When your friend tags you in something you don't appreciate, so you unfriend their goofy ass.
Riley tagged me in some trash, he is going to be Fat Nick'd
Fat Nick'd by Conroy October 1, 2017

Get Nick'd 

Getting 100% obliterated at your own wedding reception to the point of missing your own afterparty. Blacking out from a constant stream of alcohol at your wedding, much to your new wife's dismay.
"Ari, if you get Nick'd tomorrow during the wedding we are getting an annulment immediately."
Get Nick'd by TheERSlimShady June 23, 2018