Twitter 

...don’t.

Twitter, You don’t need it to be happy. Trust me.

Twitter by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Twitter 

A cesspool where people with ego problems, fake experts, and quite literal followers who clearly had no parental influence in their life pointlessly argue over nothing all day every day.

Typical Twitter Conversation:
Follower: LeBron is winning a ring this year!! He's my purpose in life and I love him!!
Egotist: I'm more relevant and have more followers than you so your point is incorrect.

Twitter by TwitterIsTerrible August 13, 2021

Twitter 

twitter is another word used for hell.

Person1: Hey person2 is it really true that bad people go to twitter?
Person2: I Go to church a lot so I guess yes.

Twitter by Dump2099 December 27, 2021

Twitter 

Twitter is a next dark web.Belive me,its really toxic and weird.
Also,NEVER trust twitter links!!
(khm,khm,hounted house,khm khm)

Person A:"I just saw some hardcore porn on twitter link!"

Person B:"This is why i told you not to trust twitter links!!"

Twitter by ApyPie February 27, 2022

Twitter 

The website with an astoundingly good ability to argue and get offended over literally nothing.

Ugh, those bastards on twitter just started doxxing people for thinking water is wet again.

Twitter by toxfail March 17, 2022

Twitter 

Random mix of stans, toxic people, celebrities and a lot of people who are in nasa and a lot of hashtags and random uh.....furry...18+ drawings?

Person 1: Im going to sign in twitter
Person 2: Dont dude!
Person 1: Why, whats so bad?
Person 2: J-just dont sign in to twitter.
{1 week later}
Person 2: Hey dude whats go-
Person 1: Dont call me dude, my pronouns are L/E3
Person 2: W-w-wait........y-you joined twitter?
Person 1: Yes, i did.
Person 1: I like dream.
Person 2: I cant believe im doing this to you.....
*Gunshot*

Twitter by DresOnUrban June 6, 2022

twitter 

the place where fandoms congregate and rule; the place to easily stalk.

Twitter is so much better than Facebook wow

twitter by kylieoops July 26, 2013