A place where you can get cancelled by retards for telling edgy jokes.
A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for saying edgy jokes from Twitter.
by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 11, 2021
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(1) Scientific Definition: The periodically petrifying smell that is emitted from the area centrally located betwixt the pliable twat and the crusty shitter on the female anatomy; however, it can sometimes be located on cum ingurgitating males aka males with the phenomena of the mangina.
(2) Common Defintion: The space in between a females twat and shitter.
(3) Pike County Kentucky Definition: uiowiu siuuwerb ubaiuas twat iu wousubrgb shitter iosiuriurg soiwoiuwe.
Mark:Do you know how many guys have seen her twitter!?

Tom: How many?
Mark: Bout tree fitty.
Tom: Whore.

Judd:Dude you know how many followers that chicks twitter has?!
Billy:Bout tree fitty.

Anatomy Professor: As you can see class, the female twitter is located here; right between the twat and the shitter.
Class: Oh, i see now professor!
by Macaque Tastes Great April 27, 2011
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It sounds really funny when important people say it. (Newscasters, old people, family, ex.)
"they found troubles in the exploratory phase of their Twitter experiment, but others have fully incorporated the application into their day-to-day operations now"

parental figure: my colleague showed me what twitter was today so i typed in your name what's all this smoking blunts and drinking forty's?
by Terry Tibbs TALK TO ME August 19, 2009
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Tweeting is like pooping. Everyone has done it, no one fully understands why or how it happens, and once you get into it, everyone enjoys it.
Girl 1: I just got a twitter from Miley cyrus! it says "waiting in line".

Girl 2: OMG you are so connected with whats up!
by Deez NUttsssss April 30, 2009
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Noun: An additive attention vacuum that makes its users unable to complete homework. Has also been known to disrupt normal sleeping patterns.
Person: "I should do homework"

*turns on computer*

Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"

*spends the next hour not doing homework*
by (suck)cessful February 15, 2012
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