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Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating
The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.
by Doubledown Tandino February 01, 2009
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To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.
It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.
by sneakergeek October 16, 2009
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To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.
I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.
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(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation
@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"
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Debating another person or topic in 140 characters or less.
The two candidates erupted in a Twitterbate as the election neared.

by Viva Visibility September 18, 2008
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