Scientific Wild Ass Guess
used buy millitary forces, usally sniper teams, marksman and long range artillery during the vietnam war
possible origin of the curent swag and swagger
used buy millitary forces, usally sniper teams, marksman and long range artillery during the vietnam war
possible origin of the curent swag and swagger
by kay9kabang December 3, 2010
Get the SWAGmug. that was a SWAG when I told you that.
by wildwood one April 29, 2009
Get the SWAGmug. Swag is an overall confidence,it can be personal apperance or the way someone talks. Usally embraced in rap. My tip is to make it your own, for example: I and a couple of friends created an acronym S.W.A.G= Sucking Women Ass Good; which means we get pussy because of our confidence and personal apperance.
by Breezy Montana April 10, 2012
Get the SWAGmug. Here is a gay story! swag
I was sitting in my room masterbatin when I hear a knock on the door. My dick was straight as a pole. Please don't be David... I say in my mind. I put on clothes and my boner can be seen thru my pants. Fuck! I shout as I clench my fist. I open the door. It is David. I feel so horny when he is by me... "I see your glad to see me" he says laughing sexy like he always does staring at my boner. I melt at his voice into my ears... "Come in!" I say with a pink face. Damnit Josh act cool! I say to myself. I shut the door behind us. Maybe I can have sex with him! Maybe I can tell him my feelings! I say to my mind. "You have anything to get us drunk bro?" He asks me. My ass cheeks clench together. "Yeah" I say with a shaky voice. I get us some beers. Later we are totally drunk. Beer all over the floor. I can't hold it in. It is to strong. I put my face close to his. I feel his breath in my face. "What the hell man?" He says to me right before I kiss him. My dick gets harder. He relaxes. I reach my tongue all the way to the back of him mouth. We keep doing that to each other. Over and over. Each time I feel my dick getting harder and harder. I rub his back and soon we are both naked, making out, and both have boners. I rub his dick and he rubs mine. I never felt so happy. I grab his ass and rub it's each time going deeper into his ass.
I was sitting in my room masterbatin when I hear a knock on the door. My dick was straight as a pole. Please don't be David... I say in my mind. I put on clothes and my boner can be seen thru my pants. Fuck! I shout as I clench my fist. I open the door. It is David. I feel so horny when he is by me... "I see your glad to see me" he says laughing sexy like he always does staring at my boner. I melt at his voice into my ears... "Come in!" I say with a pink face. Damnit Josh act cool! I say to myself. I shut the door behind us. Maybe I can have sex with him! Maybe I can tell him my feelings! I say to my mind. "You have anything to get us drunk bro?" He asks me. My ass cheeks clench together. "Yeah" I say with a shaky voice. I get us some beers. Later we are totally drunk. Beer all over the floor. I can't hold it in. It is to strong. I put my face close to his. I feel his breath in my face. "What the hell man?" He says to me right before I kiss him. My dick gets harder. He relaxes. I reach my tongue all the way to the back of him mouth. We keep doing that to each other. Over and over. Each time I feel my dick getting harder and harder. I rub his back and soon we are both naked, making out, and both have boners. I rub his dick and he rubs mine. I never felt so happy. I grab his ass and rub it's each time going deeper into his ass.
by Story Writer Girl December 22, 2013
Get the SWAGmug. An ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery: "ribbon-tied swags of flowers".
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by Louis.Selimi February 17, 2013
Get the SWAGmug. (acronym, technical jargon) "Scientific Wild-Ass Guess"
1. An idea proposed by bringing together arguably similar understandings of established science, and then making a huge pile of assumptions, to reach a conclusion that you hope may not be completely wrong. "If it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall to the east, but that's a total SWAG so no guarantees."
2. (sarcastic) An obvious alternative, offered in response to some other alternative that is, itself absurd. "Not to discount his spiritual enlightenment, but just a SWAG here, maybe the dog just likes beef better than carrots."
3. A disclaimer that a well-considered guess is still just a guess; "My SWAG on this is a hundred pounds is safe and two-fifty will snap it like a twig."
1. An idea proposed by bringing together arguably similar understandings of established science, and then making a huge pile of assumptions, to reach a conclusion that you hope may not be completely wrong. "If it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall to the east, but that's a total SWAG so no guarantees."
2. (sarcastic) An obvious alternative, offered in response to some other alternative that is, itself absurd. "Not to discount his spiritual enlightenment, but just a SWAG here, maybe the dog just likes beef better than carrots."
3. A disclaimer that a well-considered guess is still just a guess; "My SWAG on this is a hundred pounds is safe and two-fifty will snap it like a twig."
by BitOBear March 30, 2017
Get the SWAGmug. Proud, mother-fucking, douche-bags use this word way too often. To them, it means I'm cool. But really, it makes everyone else want to put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger. If you see someone use this, kill yourself, those around you, or the fucker who said it.
John: Hey Peter, I have more swag than YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!12345678910 May 26, 2016
Get the SWAGmug.