If you are a somewhat intelligent and rational person, you will eventually come to the realization that humanity is fucked up and they all deserve to be wiped from the face of the Earth for their stupidity.
This is called Misanthropy. I will be waiting for you when you join.
What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:
*Video from at least a year ago*
"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"
Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.
"lulz hipstr fag"
"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."
Me: Kill yourself.
(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)
An angel sent down from heaven to make everyone's lives that much better.
Malukah is the best singer of all time.
Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.
Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG!
Me: Prepare to die.
Where rich people go to flaunt their wealth.
Bill Gates has a house in Dubai. They all do.
Some of the most annoying, stupid, insufferable people I will ever know. I know this because I'm one of them.
Gay is the only adjective they know and they go around constantly doing the stupidest things.
Of course, we aren't all like this. A select few actually have some rational thinking skills. Unfortunately, a few bad eggs spoils the batch, as the saying goes.
Teenagers are annoying.
Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.
Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.
Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.
The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1
Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.